20 December

20 December is the day the baddest bitches were born. If you were born on 20 December, you’re the shit. If not, that sucks for you.

Yes, she was born on 20 DECEMBER BITCHH.

by iloveclubpenguin October 15, 2019

24 December

Santas Birthday. He is always sad on his birthday because no one says happy birthday to him.

*24 december*

Santa: HO HO HO!!1!1!1!!!
ungrateful pieces of shit: OH THANK U FOR ALL OF THE PRESENTS!1!1!!1!! *doesn’t say happy bday*
Santa: *starts crying* hO Ho hO!.!!.

by Sup Oda and Sage November 6, 2019

22 December

Hug your crush day. Go on, bestie☆

Boy/girl1: Hey can I hug you?
Boy/girl2:Oh sure, it’s 22 December anyways, hug your crush day.

by Cookie_monster_b1tch November 3, 2021

29th december

29th December is the day that the biggest dicks is born so if you're lucky and your partner is born in 29th December take a trip down his pants and see for yourself.

Her:So when is your birthday
Him:29th December and you?
Her:wait did you say 29th December?!
Him:yeah why?
Her:how long is your dick?
Him:wtf almost 8 inches lol.
Her:you're e mine.

by Real facts just so u know October 19, 2019

26th of december

When all the excitement of your life goes away and you need to wait 365 days for that feeling again

Damn I got some socks for christmas,Lets wait 365 days from the 26th of december to see what bs gift I will have next year!

by MNM2424 December 15, 2020

20 December

The day the cutest,smartest,hottest,most amazing man was born.BOB MORLEY.If you don't know who he is,I feel sorry for you.Search him up,thank me later.

Friend:Why are you so excited?
Me:It's 20 December,it's Bob Morley's birthday!

by bellamyblakecouldstomponme November 18, 2020

24 December

Day rick and Morty started there adventure

24 December was the best day ever

by Ihgcjyfciyfcfify December 14, 2019