by Voltaire Malaise December 30, 2003
Get the crotch cannibalmug. That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.
Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.
by forever rebel June 21, 2005
Get the crotch cricketmug. Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
by kikidee05 February 6, 2008
Get the crotch spidersmug. its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip
often used to 'floor' a victim
often used to 'floor' a victim
by disasterpieces September 8, 2003
Get the crotch grabmug. While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch.
Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"
Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch
If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.
Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"
Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch
If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.
1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"
by Jeff Woodall August 17, 2008
Get the fire crotchmug. a man's testicle area thats been eaten away by an std
a man who hasnt shaved his testicle area and its gotten eaten away by the jungle (jungle rot) instead of your feet its your nuts
a man who hasnt shaved his testicle area and its gotten eaten away by the jungle (jungle rot) instead of your feet its your nuts
"Jesus christ, look at yourself, standing naked in a locker room showing off your crotch rot. thats just wrong!"
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
Get the crotch rotmug. To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 7, 2010
Get the crotch mittensmug.