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Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023
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Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home
by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.
Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"
by kp04z July 11, 2024
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cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for
Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked
by ursocooked April 26, 2023
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Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed
Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.
by roscy September 4, 2019
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Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead
Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?
by bws July 10, 2001
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