college mourning

Mourning the fact you're not a college student living off beer, Ramen noodles, and mommy and daddy's money anymore.
"Why does Johnnie still wear his (insert any) University football jersey and drink until he falls down?"

"College mourning."
by Paulzzy March 29, 2010
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boston college

oxymoron- not in boston and not a college...yet they still think they're smarter than everyone else
random guy - Where do you go to school?
bc kid - I go to Boston College
random guy - you just lied to me twice. First your school is not in Boston, and second your university is not a college you fuckin fag.
by fuckemupfuckemup February 22, 2007
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Fisher College

A small college in Boston across the street from the commons. Typically rich kids who can't get into real colleges but want to appear that they are going to a good college go there. No one is intelligent and drink every night and do far too many drugs.
Person 1:Which College do you go to in Boston?

Fisher College student: I go to Fisher College!
Person 1: Thats not a real college.
by thefishbowl June 17, 2009
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central college

A small private school in Pella Iowa where only the brightest and smartest go to study. The athletics are amazing and Central normally dominates. Wartburg sucks and think they are as good as Central, but can never compare.
"Central College kicked Wartburg's ass in the game today and they could only reply, 'wow, we got beat AGAIN by Central, we'll never be able to beat them'."
by littleG October 12, 2006
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fisher college

the biggest joke of a college in boston. unfortunately the students are not laughing and neither are the people paying their 37,000 a year tuition
student from fisher: i go to fisher college
student from bu: what is that?
by fishahhh hatahhh November 10, 2009
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Jew College

A type of college that teaches people about economics and how to become a banker.
"You could go to Jew College, but if your not careful your nose might get bigger"
by hmmmm? Whaaa? August 30, 2008
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Hartwick College

An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.
Hartwick College is my home away from home.
by Hartwick lover June 23, 2011
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