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Lock or get clocked

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.
by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
mugGet the Lock or get clockedmug.

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
mugGet the Clocked your Teamug.

Clocked

To gag somebody or call them out on their bullshit
"didn't your husband leave you for a gay man...but im the fag"

"SHE CLOCKEDDDDDDD"
by who want this fade? March 23, 2024
mugGet the Clockedmug.

Clock

Let me use your clock real qyick
by Nessnice August 30, 2025
mugGet the Clockmug.

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
mugGet the UFO Alarm Clockmug.

rim o clock

the time of day when everyone gets free rim jobs
Dale be at the library for rim o clock
by DaleTheTrapSnail December 29, 2015
mugGet the rim o clockmug.

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.
by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014
mugGet the bumping clocksmug.

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