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Chocolate Unicorn

n. Gay act meaning anal penetration using a strap-on dildo or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.
Gary bent me over and gave me a Chocolate Unicorn.
by lowfan January 13, 2011
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choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
by Ian Chode March 16, 2004
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Topo-Chico

Delicious Glass Bottled mineral water bottled in Monterey Mexico since 1895. Very popular in the great country of Texas.
After mowing the yard, Big Dick decided to quench his thirst with a Topo-Chico while he laughed at all the trolls who wanted peoples time.
by Donaghu April 25, 2019
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Chocolate Rainbow

Yo, that nigga Tirrell he tried to put his dick in my mouth; I didn't know he was a chocolate rainbow?
Yum, I wan't that chocolate rainbow.
50 cent is the biggest chocolate rainbow of them all!
by suga night June 2, 2010
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Chocolate Factory

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made
1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"
by The G November 21, 2003
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Chico

An a extremely Handsome boy/man, who's very outgoing and funny. Chico is caring and loving if you happen to be that special someone to him.
He's wonderful and great Husband material! Chico is great with kids. Sings awesomely! But his specialty is guitar.

Chico is caring, loving, cute, handsome, top notch, the best man to ever marry. He's smart in school, determined, loyal and very committed in a relationship. He has a wonderful heart and is a man who was specially crafted by God.

Theirs no other guy in the world as amazing and handsome as Chico.
"I'm madly in Love with a man named, Chico"
by Strawberri3 September 20, 2013
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chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.
Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008
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