Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting

I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.

by Funsies September 15, 2025

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them

"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"

by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

pikachu chair

Retard that sides to the most popular side, even if the unpopular side has a point, just to seem cool and fit in

1: Have you seen pikachu chair around?
2: Oh do you mean that one retard?

by jacketroller June 12, 2021

Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

by chair eater March 4, 2022

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023