Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

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Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

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<.7..9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles LefT Blood On THe Carpet<.0.6.7.9.0.

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

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Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.

Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”

by conbrochillman June 7, 2025

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Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

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