Blue Called

When a male sees a female whom he wants to sleep with's name appear on his caller ID and gets excited - only for the call to be accidental.

I was so excited to see a call from Michele, but turns out she was trying to call her brother. Seems like I got blue called.

by SidPonson September 1, 2011

sleeves called in sick

When a person is wearing a tank top.

Jacob was wearing a tank top so his Sleeves Called in sick

by SadlerSnipes March 21, 2020

So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

Do a Dani Calleja

To be so enraged by the slightest hint of rejection that you take a shit on someone's living room floor.

He asked me to leave after we finished having sex, so I was like, "I'm totally going to do a Dani Calleja. That'll teach him!"

by SheDidADaniCalleja June 3, 2018

Caleb Bumgarner

The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.

Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.

by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008

cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

CALEB ASHTON BESS

A FUCK BOY, who ain't worth shit.

Look at that Caleb Ashton Bess. He is a piece of shit and ain't no good.

by Idgaf about Caleb Ashton Bess May 14, 2015