fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

butthole action

Butthole action is when your butthole is pounded for one hour straight then a horse dick is inserted so he can put his cream inside your intestines

John wanted butthole action from bill while the girls were away.

by John handcock 1233 November 28, 2017

Butthole

The area ment for taking a shit but is also accessible to dildos and fingers.

OH FUCK MY BUTTHOLE IS RIPPING APART I MAY HAVE PUT TOO MANY DILDOS IN IT!

by Yourmother'sass March 30, 2022

Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Deflated Butthole

An oreo cookie without the creme filling.

You take two apart and make a double-stuff, and then you got a deflated butthole leftover and you eat that.

by Jenpai May 11, 2022

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015