Eighteenth Birthday

The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex with an older man without him becoming a registered sex offender.

"Hey, its my eighteenth birthday! Now I can hook up with DILFS!"

by dilflover67 September 19, 2025

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.

It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!

by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018

birthday from a girl

when it is your birthday and a girl let's you have sex with her however you want.

i got a birthday from a girl at my party

by fungirl19524 May 25, 2016

birthday

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.

Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off

by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016