your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult ever

your not invited to my birthday party said the annoying ass shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

pensacola birthday

A pensacola birthday is a birthday that is celebrated by witches , 37 days apart from your American birthday.

todays my pensacola birthday!

by Lily Doe June 9, 2023

Rainbow birthday

Adding up your birthday and turning that age.

Example- if your birthday is June 11th and you were born in 2005. 6+11+05=22, your rainbow birthday is when you turn 22!

by Bettyyyyyy February 27, 2023

Birthday digs

Birthday digs are punches given to people on their birthdays. Example if it’s your 12th birthday that’s 12 punches and 1 for good luck. If you don’t like the person you can give them one for bad luck too. You can give your birthday digs another day if you’re not able to give someone their punches on their actual birthday. You have 3 days to give them there punches or it’s classed as abuse.

Being defined- Birthday Digs is an act which allows you to beat up your friend on their birthday without them being able to do anything. Yo it’s jacobs 17th birthday let’s go give him 17 punches” “Nah bro 19 one for good luck n one for bad”
“Yo baby cousin just turned 3 let’s go beat him up”

by Birthday digs January 22, 2023

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Birthday

A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.

My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.

by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023