off yourself

to kys

bruv you should off yourself

wtf.....-

by GAYSAMERET January 3, 2022

Yourself

Someone you're gonna fuck

"Fuck yourself"
You: Pulls cock out
Yourself: ...

by Lois Griffs :3 April 29, 2025

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 6, 2019

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!

A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024

distract yourself

To frig yourself off

Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself

by Burmbly May 26, 2024