A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.
by AughisFun October 14, 2025
Get the Cum Battles mug.A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."
"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
by LubedFerret February 28, 2014
Get the Caterpillar Battles mug.I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama
by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021
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Get the battle bit remastered mug.When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment
He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016
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