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The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.
by hellomynameisntslimshady March 5, 2009
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platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.
"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"
by Cybelle November 28, 2006
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Butt Labor

Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.
Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!
by Missy & James Cole March 29, 2008
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Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.
A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.
by firedragon6 March 5, 2009
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Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
by suntzzu December 10, 2010
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Pudgey Butt

A nicer name for an over weight person.
Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!
by Quentin_B December 11, 2006
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chin butt

A butt chin is a chin with a line down the middle, resembling a butt. A chin butt, therefore, is a butt without a crack.
I dacked Paige the other day and was like "holy shit!". She had no ass crack - just a chin butt!
by FrunkSpace October 21, 2018
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