A steel barrel with combustible material inside. Usually lit during cold winters by bums in urban areas to keep warm. You can see these Bum Warmers in alleyways, under bridges, and on sidewalks. Usually the said barrel is surrounded by several bums and homeless trying to stave off the cold.
Bum1: Begging for change is sure hard work. Lets go find something to keep us warm
Bum2: I know of a good alleyway with a nice cozy Bum Warmer
sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or femalebottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!
James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".
A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"