The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
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by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021
Get the Austinmug. A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.
by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024
Get the Austinmug. by Yesntness August 7, 2022
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by calmdownjamaldontpulloutthenin November 13, 2020
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by monkeyslave January 23, 2022
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