alcaholic

Josh Booth is a drinking machine. he wakes up drinks all day and night then goes to sleep, and dreams of drinking. he is like a robot from that show futurama.

it's like my liver is banging a puddle of vodka - Josh booth

by cool guys April 9, 2005

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004

alcosexual

A man who is attracted to beer over women. It's a growing trend over the repetitive use of the idea in American beer ads.

Girl 1: Kelsie, help...
Girl 2: What's wrong?
Girl 1: They guy you hooked me up with, turns out he's pretty weird.
Girl 2: Is he a homosexual?
Girl 1: Worse. An alcosexual.

by Smart American Male June 6, 2010

Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

by iwannabeanalcoholic September 11, 2008

alcovian

1. A geek who resides in the alcove of the lower common room at the university of auckland.

2. A geek

Angela likes to shag alcovians in her office.

by Angela October 10, 2004

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower

Originated on XBox Live. Nyack Middle School students use this term a lot to indicate that they throw semen but aren't actually alcoholic. People like this are usually huge D-Bags on XBox Live and always ask you to "1 v 1" them on Modern Warfare.

Hey, I'm about to change my gamertag.
Shutup you Alcoholic Semen-Thrower!
....Like Nigy Nigz.

by Nigyz May 9, 2010

Alcocohol

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.

Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008