green olives

A type of olive that grows on trees, usually pitted and stuffed with pimentos. Also stuffed with other foods such as garlic, bleu cheese, jalepino peppers, onions, etc.. The best food ever, goes good with any meal, used a lot in martinis. According to Phil, green olives are better than an orgasm in heaven!

Phil: What's for dinner mom?

Mom: Green Olives!

Phil: YESSS!!! You're the best mom EVER!

by Philly Cheeze #9 June 20, 2008

Green Gumballs

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.

"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!

by jessie34 May 19, 2007

Green Gay

A popular term used by people to insult the punk-rock band Green Day. Although it has been debunked, people still continue to use it as a mock towards Green Day fans.

"Green Day, more like Green Gay."
"The members are bisexual you absolute fucking walnut."
"Oh."

by Billie Joe Armstrong March 11, 2018

Green Death

Original flavored Nyquil. The green one.

Oh man I'm about to pass out,I just had a swig of the green death.

by Roach28 February 9, 2008

Green Day

Green Day, A band that teens are going wild over, who probably don't know that they even had any other albums besides American Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown. A true Green Day fan would know about: Insomniac, Dookie, Nimrod, Kerplunk, Working Class Hero, and Warning. Now all you hear is girls screaming on about "OMG Billie Joe is so cute have you heard there new song 21 Guns OMG OMG!! There first album American Idiot was sooooo good OMG!!"

Girl 1: OMG have you heard of that new pop band Green Day!!??
Me: New? they've been around for almost 20 years!!
Girl 1: nuh uh!
Girl 2: yah they have
Me: thanks you must be a true fan
Girl 2: yah...my favorite album is Nimrod
Girl 1: Nimrod?? Whats a Nimrod??
Me: one of their albums
Girl 1: wait...

Girl 2: yah...
Girl 1: so your saying they have more than two albums...
Me: NO FRICKIN DUH!!!!
Girl 1: well i like their new stuff
Me: there new stuff is okay but it got to pop-ish
Girl 1: i thought they were always pop-ish
Girl 2: nooooo they used to be Punk
Me: COMPLETE PUNK

Girl 1: whatever
Me: non-believer of The Green Day
Girl 1: what
Me: nothing...you didn't hear anything

by XxLuvDentzxX December 4, 2010

Green Jellybean

When an older girl acts flirtatiously with a younger boy whom she would never actually hook up with, he is her green jellybean.

The senior girl was sitting on the freshman boy's lap and they were holding hands. Although the green jellybean wanted some action the senior girl was simply a tease and would never fulfill his desires.

by leoizzy41 February 25, 2011

bleed green

Bleed green is a common phrase used in Pakistan and Boston. In Pakistan it is used to demonstrate patriotism, especially on their independence day or when there is a cricket match against India. In Boston it is used to demonstrate support for the famous basketball team, the Boston Celtics.

Person 1: i bleed green fuck yeaaaa!!!
Person 2: wtf do u mean everyone has red blood
Person 1: nuh uh im a pakistani celtics fan...

by pettyshorti December 27, 2019