Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

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farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

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Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

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Fizz Farming

People who sit on the app Fizz and post all day (usually anything relevant in their community no matter their real opinion on it) just for upvotes and karma

by UGA Student March 23, 2025

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