Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

by Covido November 25, 2020

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

November 21

National neck your gf/bf/ day

Lad 1: yo its November 21st bro
Lad 2: oh yeaaaa i get to neck her today

Lad 1:go for it

by National neck day November 20, 2019

October 21

National slap your tallest friend in the face day

*slap* ahh why did you do that?

Duh because you are my tallest friend

October 21- national slap your tallest friend day

by Abc11345 October 21, 2019

october 21

october 21 is the national day ur legally aloud to fuck ur cousin without any trouble

becca just fucked her cousin but it’s ok because it’s october 21

by shekby October 20, 2019

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024