An olde english vassal assigned the bothersome task of finding,haggling and aqquiring a keg. Its modern form manifests itself through a self-titled ".com" web address.
by KegBitch April 16, 2009
A person who fucks someone over multiple times no matter how well they're treated. A selfish, souless redhead with no concern for anyone but themselves. Thief.
by Mr.rightuabitch March 03, 2019
by killerkendoll September 13, 2010
The word used to describe a Starbucks or coffee shop barista who is having a bad day behind the bar whilst making drinks; sometimes will fuck up your drink or cop an attitude while waving her scrawny tatted arms up in the air. might cop an attitude if you ask for the whipped cream you requested at the time of purchase. many times the bitchrista is thrown off if you ask for Skim milk and whipped cream because that seems to contradict itself in terms of a healthy drink. Many times the bitchrista is crabby because she was out late the Modest Mouse show, then went to her best friends house to watch reruns of the OC and woke up late for work at the Rodeo Drive location of Starbucks. She hates all of the customers because they can afford to get Starbucks every morning in a Venti size. Usually she's a big "Obama Fangirl" too because all her friends are. She's just working here until she marries the creepy guy from the White Stripes.
I ordered a Grande 2 pump skim vanilla latte with with whip and the bitch-rista slid my drink toward me without a lid or whip. I put the bitchrista in her place by telling the manager and getting a free drink coupon.
by Jeff Spicoli83 February 25, 2010
When you can't decide between kick-ass and bitchin' to describe something totally awesome and cool so you combine them to say
"kick-bitch."
"kick-bitch."
by kroaghl August 21, 2008
by dragonnutmagic May 04, 2016
A bitch slap is a subtle yet harsh way to make sure they get the point across well and truly. Particularly for those annoying bitches whom just do not get the hint, and keep on and on at you until provoked to 'bitch slap' them, like a wake up call.
Bitch: wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me..
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
by Long Johns November 27, 2013