Matoti syndrome

A period of time a girl goes through after a break up. There are still feelings remaining for the partner.

What happened to Ashely? She’s down lately.
- yeah she has Matoti syndrome

by Unknownlegend April 13, 2019

Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

Itchy Arm Syndrome

when clint bowyer spingate moments like how clint bowyer spotter went like "you got itcehy arm clint???" and then clint said "ye" and then he spun?!!??!!?!!??!?!?

Look! Theres Ricky Stenhouse with Itchy Arm Syndrome!

by OriginalName the Pyro Main September 2, 2023

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

Swerski Syndrome

Named after the snl character Bill Swerski, swerski syndrome is when someone obsesses over their hometown’s sports team. This is extremely common in the Midwest and the East Coast.

Guy 1: “LETS GO CARDINALS THE CUBS FUCKING SUCK!!!”

Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”

by joewick September 18, 2021