Gay mirage

When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time

I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.

by clevercrow May 18, 2024

gay

you like man

this man is gay

by sammy 23 January 18, 2022

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022

gay spot

A certain sensitive area on a persons body that when touched by someone of the same sex who is a heterosexual, makes you feel immediately gay. A pleasurable sensation comes over the body when this area is touched.

Don't touch me there! Thats my GAY SPOT!

by Allessa May 25, 2014

ur mum gay

a derogatory term, used by british americans to insult varying peple with mums

initial phrase: ur mum gay bro
response: no ur mum gay

by ur mum gay 2111111111111111 December 27, 2018

Super Gay

A Jeep Wrangler owner

Ben was Super Gay because he drove his girlfriends Jeep Wrangler. He tried to justify it but then remembered his girlfriend Alabama Hotpocketed him last night.

by Dr. Stoudnour March 28, 2023

84% gay

cynical_ media

cynical_media: im 84% gay

by invisible lock May 18, 2020