may balls

may balls is the sexiest around
they can steal your bitch instantly

may balls is a chick magnet so watch out.

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

balls

two things you probably dont have because your to scared to ask a girl out

guy 1: Im going to ask my crush out

guy 2: you dont have the balls to ask her

by jdfjjgor September 5, 2021

Poopy Balls

When your balls are so unwashed and ripe that they smell like actual shit. The most rankest balls you will ever see and smell in your entire life.

Dude i’m genuinely starting to worry about Ryan. He smells like sewage, I think it’s his balls. Honestly he might have Poopy Balls at this point.

by short emo chode September 6, 2021

Wheelbarrow Balls

When you have so much determination, guts and chutzpah, you need a wheelbarrow to transport your balls.

"Everyone told Alex that his case against the government was a sure loser, but thanks to his wheelbarrow balls he went ahead with it anyway. And won."

by gunfreak September 6, 2021

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021