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Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022
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Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.
I LOVED timothys cock.
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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer
avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
mugGet the Cock-sucking competitionmug.

cock

You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.
person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020
mugGet the cockmug.

cock

ha cock
by Big Daddy ray ray is my father October 14, 2022
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