by RanchConsumer December 12, 2023
A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
by BoogieTheTruth January 16, 2015
A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.
The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.
The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.
A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.
A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.
Gentleman’s code:
No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).
Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.
Related Terms:
Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.
Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.
The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.
A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.
A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.
Gentleman’s code:
No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).
Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.
Related Terms:
Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.
Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 03, 2025
When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
by scumbbag June 27, 2019
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 27, 2021
He hot pocket my vajayjay!
by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021