Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet

He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

Afterburner Syndrome

A mental health disorder characterized by the compulsive over analysis of performance metrics in search of non-existent problems.

Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".

A: "Have you seen Jerry lately? He was yelling on a call the other day about how his computer is never reaching its full potential."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."

by emmvlyn June 29, 2025

Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

Big City Syndrome

The sudden need to permanently move to a famous city

“GUYS IM MOVING TO LOS ANGELES” “you have big city syndrome”

by GeoCon July 5, 2025

Woman Derangement Syndrome

A mental illness where a man (or in some cases, other women & gender identities ) become irritated and hostile by the mere presence or mention of a biological female, for various personal and/or cultural reasons.

For example, most 4chan and Roblox players suffer from Woman Derangement Syndrome. Such as thinking that all females are inherently “goonbait”.

by CuteRobotLover July 7, 2025

no man's sky syndrome

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates

AAA Companies keep releasing their games broken, they have no man's sky syndrome

by ash_1998 July 8, 2025

Wisscitler's Syndrome

Having the urge to constantly fart inside of someone's mouth.

person 1: can I fart inside of you?
person 2: he's got Wisscitler's Syndrome! Run!

by draziLaDwolleY July 8, 2025