kinda sex

Having a monstrously bloated brain slammer that prevents intercourse from occurring between two breeders because it no fit.

That’s kinda sex.

by Pikachurros November 5, 2023

mousetrap sex

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.

Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!

by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017

sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023

sex

sex

sex

by longshortisgae2 May 8, 2022