Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something

Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?

by - A ;) February 19, 2021

Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Hot

Yukari Yakumo

Yukari Yakumo is hot.

by Courg September 6, 2020

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Hot Refueling

When you're drinking a beverage, and taking a piss, at the same time. So named after a technique to rapidly turn-around helicopters, refueling while the engine is still running, here you're "refueling" while "burning gas".

"Hold on man, I'm going to take a piss"
"Want me to hold your beer?"
"Nah, I'll just hot refuel"

"I went to go take a piss, and wanted a beer. Welp, guess I'm hot refueling this time"

by Fire Lord Ozai December 8, 2022

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020