Cock

An asshole; douche

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!

by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019

Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022

Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Exodiums Cock

Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.

Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.

by Furrfag3092 March 1, 2022

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick

Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023