by Nny HoMi February 14, 2019
Get the Zach mug.One of the absolute tallest lads you will ever meet. Is probably white as fuck but has no problem saying the N word. Even then, no one really cares about his lack of N-word Pass. might be a bit of an Asshole, but secretly, his dopamine levels are off the charts because of the minimum of 2 bitches on his 13 inch cock at all times.
"Yo, you know that crazy-ass tall kid Zach?"
"Yeah, he just walked in and called me Nigga!" Only my dad calls me a Nigga!"
"Yeah, he just walked in and called me Nigga!" Only my dad calls me a Nigga!"
by Ok dadd May 9, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Zach is the best person anyone could ever have in there entire lives. He will always be there for you no matter what. He’ll love you forever and always make you laugh. If you ever get a hold of a Zach don’t ever let him go... you’ll regret it. He’ll make everyday better no matter what he does. He’ll show you all his love. He can goof around but still be serious when you need him to be.
by kellygirl5575 June 3, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.
1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
by Garrybarry April 23, 2019
Get the Zachary mug.The person in your friend group who wheres a Pokemon hoddie and has a friend named devin. Also defined as being a so called "Bitch" but Hayden the other person in that friend group, would say otherwise
Zachary is a bitch
by Nigga 69 420 911 360 June 6, 2019
Get the Zachary mug.He is a GOD. A fucking Legend. A complete party animal, life of the party. It’s not a party unless he is there. He’s loyal but knows how to have a great time.
Dude, did you see how many body shots Zachary did?
Zachary is a fucking animal, you cannot tame.
Bro, where is Zachary’s goofy ass
Zachary is a fucking animal, you cannot tame.
Bro, where is Zachary’s goofy ass
by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019
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