pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

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National Among Us Day

Holiday celebrated on March 1, on this day everyone is allowed to make an Among us reference and not get beaten up. It' s the day of (sus)ing and (imposter)ing

-Hey, today is "National Among Us Day"
-SUS
-amogus

by malpa9421 March 01, 2021

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somebody that i used to know

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Used when someone asked who gotye is
Person 1 : Who is Gotye?
Person 2 : somebody that i used to know

by FishDiscount January 01, 2022

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This could be us but you playin'

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship

*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

by TomMoore October 19, 2018

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