by shittityomanzzzzzz August 11, 2012
Get the fireman tom mug.Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
by bishname November 18, 2018
Get the Crab Tom mug.Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)
1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip
2;;Fun.
3;;lmao,is he whimpering
1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD
2;;oh heavens.
(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)
2;;Fun.
3;;lmao,is he whimpering
1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD
2;;oh heavens.
(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)
by Satirist. June 4, 2023
Get the Tom Lehrer mug.A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
by YxngLee May 16, 2022
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by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022
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by tom durham March 29, 2022
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But most likely has a crush on a girl way way out of his league
But most likely has a crush on a girl way way out of his league
by Tom_101_ October 16, 2018
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