blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

pork organ

ye safe

well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!

" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "

"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "

by okkoolking April 3, 2007

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

Pork

Dumb, lame or boring.

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork

by Chaddly July 2, 2019

Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg October 7, 2017

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

pork pluger

fatass

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.

by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011