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redneck chicken shit mother fucker

A combination of words made up by Snoop Dogg on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
for the Police / Cops / Fuzz / Pigs .
Look at all those Redneck chicken shit mother fuckers at the donut shop.
by Dr. Nick August 29, 2006
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Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
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redneck

Someone who lacks culture and or sophistication, Usually is indifferent to those with culture and sophistication, Usually contradicts them selfs, Can be very Judgmental, Does not necessarily have to be caucasian. Does not necessarily have to be a racist, Can belong to any income tax bracket, Can have formal education or not, Most modern day Rednecks are not your stereo typical Rednecks in appearance.
People like: Larry The Cable Guy Lower Tax Bracket nice guy non racist Redneck. Sarah Palin Upper tax bracket indifferent contradicting Redneck. About 95% of Republicans are Rednecks.
by turtle66 October 10, 2013
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redneck bath

It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise
(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH
by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017
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Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
by anonymous December 21, 2021
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Redneck Code

The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.

Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:

1. Always wear a hat

2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails

3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product

4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.

5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.

6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.

7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.

8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.

9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.

10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.

11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.

The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
by jswilliams2024 April 19, 2022
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