Richard, he is the cutest guy ever he has the biggest dick in mankind he takes anyone’s girl and when someone asks if he has a big dick he says “it’s in the name” People some times confuse his massive cock for a gun in his waist band but no! It’s his massive dong and he needs a magnum condom when he’s having sexual intercourse with his many partners.
by Contemption February 12, 2024
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Get the Richardmug. by Maegan... <3 September 12, 2021
Get the Richardmug. Richard , if you ever come across a Richard , beware, bitty eyes, lousey lover,kisses ok, small penus, and cant give you any altimate orgasms..a Richard can be kind and somewhat feminine..
by suumbeeech May 17, 2018
Get the Richardmug. A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019
Get the Richardmug. Richard is a pure, gentle, trusting soul within a daring, discerning, & dedicated warrior. A person whose friendship and / or love will heal & hearten those who authentically deserve it & for a lifetime, at that. He knows his inspiring heart, brain, body, & path, and sincerely strives & toils to not shy away from his true worth in entirety and all that that implies for him, in his social, work & service worlds, in the long run. His dreams are worth protecting. He is meant to be healed & guarded back by fellow Angels. 🖼🐶🤍🐐🤍🌏
Friend 1: Have you read Zardozi Nazaqat's fresh (#6) special one's writings?
Friend 2: Oh, not got a chance to as yet. What's his name?
Friend 3: I don't know exactly, but I can evidently see she always seeks and is found by only inside -& - out Richards.
Friend 2: Oh, not got a chance to as yet. What's his name?
Friend 3: I don't know exactly, but I can evidently see she always seeks and is found by only inside -& - out Richards.
by ZarNaz321 February 15, 2024
Get the Richardmug. “We should really go fix that pump Jim”, “no worries Davey we can stop for a Richard break when we get there”
by Chimmychangas June 16, 2018
Get the richard breakmug.