Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole
by Gayguys_yea December 08, 2021
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james patrick conner

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.
dude your starting to get like james patrick conner
by yourmom6969696 March 02, 2020
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Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph
Sean got patricked by his own teammate
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patrick dickinson

Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.
Ah man that patrick dickinson fella is a bit of a snake

That patrick dickinson cunt is a misfortune
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national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star
hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.
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Patrick Webster

the most confusing guy on the planet.
AKA - Ginger.
loves mountain dew, will always have one in hand.

would probably make a great boyfriend but this girl will never know :p
you see that ginger in the bulls hoodie?

yeah

yup thats Patrick Webster.
by this confused girl. March 30, 2011
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