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Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
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GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.
Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
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Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory
by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019
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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
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take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
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Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
by The-cc August 29, 2017
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Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
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