Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022

diamond chomper

A person who has so much money they just waste it.

“ Ben is such a diamond chomper, he just crashed his new lambo.”

by macandcheers February 1, 2018

Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021

Diamond Blasting

To come upon or gain financial status which was otherwise to good to be true.

"I guess we ballin' out, we diamond blasting'" - Nevr_A

by Nevr_A May 13, 2023

White Diamonds

cocaine

You guys wanna find some white diamonds tonight?

by osuP January 18, 2011