alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.
omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo
by ppman24 November 26, 2020
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Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.
Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot
by Alaskan Thot January 26, 2019
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Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.
Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon
by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022
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Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 07, 2022
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alaskan sugar rush

When a females head is leaned back the male ejaculates in the tip if the chin the the sperm rolls down the female
-Yo last night I gave an alaskan sugar rush on Sydney.
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.
It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.
by Jframe2002 January 28, 2016
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