ex

don't ever think of going back to them.

hey u see that dude over there?

yeah, why?
he is my ex and he's none other than an asshole.

oh i see.

by yourmothershoe March 10, 2021

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

my ex

hes very ginger .. 💀

my ex

by e1bae March 23, 2023

Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 10, 2009

ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.

he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend

by emo55678 March 4, 2019

Ex

a person you wish you never met they took your heart broke it and now you hate them

"holy shit girl is that your ex"
"it is... sometimes i wish i never met him"

by ur moms gay :3 December 16, 2021

Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.

Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!

by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025