Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)

Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy

by hot table lover November 17, 2022

Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.

When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot

by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021

White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...

My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....

by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018

toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table

by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020