Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)
Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!
Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!
Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally
by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009
Get the Wouldn't that just rip ya undies! mug.A particularly bad smelling fart, which takes on the odour of rotten eggs. erived from the slang of the year 2000 yr 6s of Ingeton Middle.
by basil June 6, 2004
Get the eggy rip mug.by James and connor September 25, 2017
Get the Beyblade let it rip mug.This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.
by Helga Sunbat February 24, 2009
Get the Rhode Island rip and ride mug.When a very unfortunate event occurs and you don’t know to declare, “oof, big sad, and Rest In Peace,” all at once, just say , “big rip.”
-BRUH!! I just stepped on the PE wet locker room floor, that’s fuckin’ DISGUSTANG!!
-oof, that’s a big rip!!
-oof, that’s a big rip!!
by PE GANG October 30, 2019
Get the Big rip mug.You've extolled how much better the sex will feel without a condom on. You've lied profusely about getting a STD test within the last week (which you either did not get or did get and subsequently failed). You even promised to pull out. But to no avail, she still insists that you "wrap it up".
You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.
Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.
Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
You: "She wouldn't have sex with me unless I used a condom."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."
by rump_raider March 18, 2011
Get the Flip and rip mug.The V-rip is but one of the many ways to destroy a piece of paper. You perform the V-rip by placing a piece paper on a flat, hard surface and then stand on it with both feet touching together. You then swivel your feet apart from eachother at the heel, forming a "V" and thus a rip in the paper.
by ItchyTasty May 5, 2006
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