Riley

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

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She can be super sweet but can also be the devil. When she is in the devil mode run! Do not give her candy or sweets back away slowly.

Is that Riley?

IT IS RUN!

by Thecatwith5paws February 28, 2019

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Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

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The best boyfriend a girl/guy could ask for. Hes kind, funny, and perfect in every other way. Hes amazingly hot, and will make your heart melt.

Riley is the hottest boyfriend ever.

by Bananana batman September 3, 2018

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Riley is the name of an amazing girl or guy that typically has blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a load of freckles. They are quite skinny but perfect in every way. You could say "skinny legend". Their humor is original and hilarious and their smile is contagious. Despite the troubles they go through, and what seems like endless sob sessions, they always manage to get back up on their feet after a long day and be nice to everyone and anyone, even the ones who hurt them. They're also extremely attractive and easily catch the eye of others, reeling in many crushes.

Adrian: "Hey Abram, I'm gonna go hang out with Riley after school, can you stay here alone?"
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."

by groin fondler August 27, 2019

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