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Rice Crispy Treat

When a saucy gentleman projects his ejaculate into the hair of an unsuspecting female. Tada! The hair sticks together, and a good time is had by all.
It's hard to return a wig after receiving a Rice Crispy Treat.
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rice liar

An assclown who claims he has modified his car when he really hasn't, or lies about mods he currently has installed on his ride.
When Civic99si_07 from customcivics.com said he had a B18C5 with a turbo we all lauged at his rice liar ass!
by eerie May 12, 2004
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recepticle

A handy method of transferring semen from your bedroom to the bathroom without actually leaving the room. Not akin to 'sperm bank' or the like which is more for plural transportation / storage of fluids. A human vessel.
My girl can't cook, clean, earn a living or nuthin'. Just a recepticle is all she ever be, Holmes.
by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005
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Rice Rage

1. Similar to road rage, only affecting those who drive crappy import vehicles and domestic vehicles (such as the Dodge Neon) that appear to have import-like qualities.

2. When an individual with an import drives over-aggressively on public roads to show off his rice driving skills.

3. When an individual driving a ricer angrily cuts off domestic vehicles in traffic in fits of childish jealousy.
Fredrick drives like a moron because he is angry that he owns a Dodge Neon with a body kit, instead of a real muscle car. He has rice rage.

Did you see that jerk-off in that Honda Civic with all those stickers cut us off? He must have rice rage.
by Fluffy The Rhino May 11, 2009
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Rice Burner

A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.
*Rice Burner rolls by*

Damn...my weedeater sounds better than that.
by Rackal June 26, 2009
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rice mice

An slanderous term used to describe Asian Americans. The term was created by a fed up American with building resentment after several months of working in an Asian restaurant. Their boss and fellow employees were Asians and constantly talked about them in their native language. Unfortunately, their name did not have a discrete translation into said language, so it was pretty obvious. The term was decided upon in a later conversation with a cousin in West Virginia. The topic of the conversation was-I hate to admit this, and I'm sure there are exceptions, but I think I am a racist against Asians.
I can't hear you over these squeaky rice mice yapping in my ear. I know they are talking about me, yea you heard me rice mice, just do my nails and cook me some chicken lo main, I'm starving and I have a date tonight.
by brileigh11 September 1, 2009
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Rice

DeVaughn is so rice.
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice
by Lilaay es soo silllay November 30, 2010
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