pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

Peckers

A small spliff that doesn’t have much marijuana in it. Typically had early in the morning or very late at night.

Yo, you wanna bark a peckers?

by CdotBigz November 5, 2018

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008

chicken picken

searching for narcotic residue on floor on hands and knees.

The bitch was chicken picken on the floor for crack all night.

by lapipaprincess February 17, 2009

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne)

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.

Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011

fudge packer

meaning they gay af. dey like it in dey booty hole

will is a gay fudge packer

by boilookinass May 17, 2018