Ho tree

When being a pimp you may have one ho, from that ho she has many friends and they are your hoes also. For instance you may ho your sister off and you gained all your hoes from her because they are your sisters friends.

Dude i gotta water my ho tree. Keep all my sisters friends in line.

by Hcaz the 3rd October 18, 2008

leafless tree

A rare species of trees that thrive despite the presence of leaves.

-"that tree doesn't have any leaves"

-"I know, it's a leafless tree"!

by The Tree Doctor August 19, 2011

tree of knowledge

A boy who is, metaphorically, full of knowledge and wisdom like a tree.

'You're not a tree of knowledge'
'Yes I am. You're just jealous because your a mushroom of stupidity'
'Stop extending on Daniel's ladder of knowledge'
'I think you'd better watch out little mushroom, the lawnmower is coming.'

by SpamHater November 15, 2013

Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.

Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.

by BlowingIN October 22, 2010

tree head

Someone who loves their weed just a little bit too much, but is sometimes self-conscious of the fact that people know about their love of dat gud kush.

"Now just becasuse people know I smoke weed, everyone now thinks that I'm just Reece the tree head!"

by d00td00t July 14, 2016

Saki Tree

A rare one of kind tree in Niko, Japan that flowers a pink/white bulbus silk flower that encases within it's centre a fermented liquid which is the national Japanese drink, Saki.

Revelers at the time of the Samurai's after a ceremonial feast would congragate at the Saki Tree for libations. Saki! Saki!
Tree!

by TTWO May 28, 2009

Tree 9

The ninth stop on the old par course at UC Santa Cruz. An old-growth redwood about 200ft high, with ladder-like limbs that make scaling it a breeze. Views of Monterey Bay from the top, and a Nell-like sway that has to be one of the best rides of your life.

Tree 9, at UC Santa Cruz, is in danger of being cut down.

by MasterSlug February 11, 2010