by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.
by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. What are you doing to him Patrick!
by Anonymous090 April 24, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
Get the St Patrick's Shartmug. Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022
Get the patrickmug. touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
by thegrugs February 16, 2025
Get the tuch patrickmug.