When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!
by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Jim: Hey brianna, want to come chill in this cool chair in Jamaica with me?
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.
by The actual legitimate truth July 16, 2020

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.
Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
