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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
mugGet the Origami Timeout Chairmug.

Chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019
mugGet the Chair rockermug.

Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!
Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing
by Yamslver June 9, 2021
mugGet the Bird/chairmug.
Jim: Hey brianna, want to come chill in this cool chair in Jamaica with me?
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.
mugGet the Chill in this cool chair in Jamaicamug.

Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.
Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy
by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022
mugGet the Chair Griddymug.

milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.
Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022
mugGet the milking chairmug.

chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass
Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID
by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
mugGet the chair kidmug.

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