air time

the amount of time in the air whilst doing any activity - usually of the sporting variety, like windsurfing / snowboarding / skateboarding / free running etc

"Dude, that was some krazee air time!" (when talking about a big jump off a wave when windsurfing)

by Thayer September 24, 2003

Ass Air

1) Gaseous particulate that emerges from one's butthole, known colloquially as a fart.
2) The condition of the atmosphere after a donkey has spent time in it.

1) Some asshole's ass air has really fouled the air.
2) I wish you'd keep your donkey outside; the whole room reeks of ass air.

by Cajun Bob December 24, 2003

air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

air eater

A person who sits around breathing heavily with they mouth open, as to have sinus or nasal issues. Sometimes in a look of confusion.

A child is breathing heavily and making a weird noise coming from the throat. I would say that child is an air eater

by shelrae December 31, 2011

Air Docking

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.

At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.

by Chesse & Crackers October 23, 2011

patience for air

an amazing electronic band from Visalia, CA

"Have you heard the new Patience for Air music? It's awesome!"

by manda rose March 4, 2008

air monster

a fart That rips loudly, or with furious anger.

Damn I think an air monster came through the house.

by James in Indy July 30, 2006